Have the hiccups? Want them gone?

Step 1

10 deep breaths

Not.

Step 1

10 deep...

10 deep breaths

Not those weak-ass fake deep breaths either. It's OK if you hiccup during the breaths, just take ten deep breaths in and out....

Step 2

HOLD IT!

As your.

Step 2

HOLD IT!

As your...

HOLD IT!

As your 10th breath (or as #11 if you want) take the BIGGEST FUCKING INHALE YOU POSSIBLY CAN AND HOLD IT IN.

I don't mean hold your...

Step 3

LET IT OUT

Don't.

Step 3

LET IT OUT

Don't...

LET IT OUT

Don't simply exhale and start breathing normally again. I mean empty your lungs to a degree you NEVER have before.

It doesn't...