No really, it's the actual cure for hiccups.
10 deep breaths
Not.
10 deep...
Not those weak-ass fake deep breaths either. It's OK if you hiccup during the breaths, just take ten deep breaths in and out....
HOLD IT!
As your.
As your...
As your 10th breath (or as #11 if you want) take the BIGGEST FUCKING INHALE YOU POSSIBLY CAN AND HOLD IT IN.
I don't mean hold your...
LET IT OUT
Don't.
Don't...
Don't simply exhale and start breathing normally again. I mean empty your lungs to a degree you NEVER have before.
It doesn't...